Tijuana

Let's go to Tijuana
I've always wanted to go there now I'm gonna
I will buy you a churro
Take my picture with this burro

Don't leave your purse out if you take a nap
Don't drink water from the tap
Don't sit down if you make a crap
There's a lot of weird shit to pick up in Tijuana

There's a girl there that I want to see
The one that does it with the donkey
Oh shit, that show doesn't start til eight
Buy some prescription drugs while we wait

Let's go drink some Tecate beer
Let's get a Mexican wrestling mask souvenir
Let's get the hell outa here
It's wicked depressing here in Tijuana