Taco Bell

I was hungry a few weeks ago
Thought I'd go get a quick burrito
So foolishly I made a run for the border
As I entered I clearly could see
The bueno boca on the new employee
I fell in love with the guy who took my order

Now every day I must keep going back
Though it's muy mal and my digestive tract's
Gone to hell
I'm in love with Gary, the new guy at Taco Bell

He asks me if I'd like to try a gordita
I long to say that I want something sweeta
But I am too shy so I order a chicken soft taco
My stomach is causing me such a commotion
By now I'm not sure if it's gas or emotion
I swear if I keep going there I am going to go wacko

I sit there every day broken-hearted
And all mi amigos they tell me I've started
To smell
I'm in love with Gary, the new guy at Taco Bell