Song to Make You Cry

Think about some orphans and how destitute they are
Think about your kitten that was hitten by that car
Think of how you never got to tell Mr. Whiskers goodbye
Tonight, for once, you're gonna be the one of us to cry

Think about that Smiths song that you never let me play
Think of how the rainforest is shrinking every day
Think of all those birdies that are now too sad to fly
Tonight, for once, you're gonna be the one of us to cry

Cuz I've spent too many nights
Reaching for the tissues
You tell me I have issues
But my issue is: you suck
I'm gonna make you tear up
Just like you do to me
Then I will help you cheer up
Eventually

Think about the time that you got stood up for the prom
Think about the way that hunter blasted Bambi's mom
Now think of all your friends and how someday they'll all die
Tonight, for once, you're gonna be the one of us to cry