Dumber Than I Thought

You're not the brightest penny in the tip jar
In the wall, you know, you're not the sharpest tack
And you may not know shit from shinola
But when I kiss you, you know enough to kiss me back

And now I've hurt your simple little feelings
Cuz you heard me tell my friends that you were slow
So I'll just take my love and devotion
And add 'em to the list of things that you don't know

And I'm sorry that I called you a dumbass
And I'm even sorrier that I got caught
But, Baby, you're so pretty
I don't care if you're not witty
Baby, if you don't know I love you,
You're dumber than I thought

And if you think I'd leave you for another
I got a bridge I'd like to sell to you tonight
Cuz it may take two of you to screw in a lightbulb
But it only takes one to hold me tight

So I'm sorry that I called you a dumbass
I'll distract you with this shiny thing I brought
I'll never leave you broken-hearted
Though at times you seem retarded
Baby, if you don't know I love you,
You're dumber than I thought